- Seth: Hello?
- Ron from the Daily News: Hi, Mr. Dahvis, this is Ron from the Daily News. How you doin' this morning?
- Seth: It's Davis, and I'm not 1.____________.
- Ron: Okay, I'm sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day.
- Seth: Wait a minute. Wait, that's your pitch? You consider that a sales call?
- Ron: Well, um...
- Seth: You know, I get a call from you guys every 2.____________ and it's always the same half assed attempt. If you guys wanna close me, you should sell me.
- Ron: All right.
- Seth: All right. Start 3.____________.
- Ron: Okay. Hi, this is Ron from the Daily News. How you doin' this morning?
- Seth: What do you want?
- Ron: It's not what I want, sir. It's what you want.
- Seth: Ron, now we're talkin'. All right. What are you selling me?
- Ron: I'm offering you a subscription to the Daily News at a substantially reduced price. We're trying to reach out to people that have never had home delivery before.
- Seth: Right, so, basically, everybody who already has a subscription is getting fucked on this one?
- Ron: Yeah, I guess so.
- Seth: All right, well, I can handle that. So, tell me, why should I buy your 4. ____________? I mean, you know, why... Why shouldn't I get the Times or the Voice, you know?
- Ron: Well, the Village Voice is free, sir, so if you want it, you should certainly pick it up. But the Daily News offers you something no other paper can: a real taste of New York. We have the best features, more 5.____________ than any other daily in New York and we have the most reliable delivery in the city. Now what do you think?
- Seth: You know what I think, Ron? I think that was a sales call. Good job, buddy.
- Ron: So you gonna buy a subscription?
- Seth: No, I already get the Times.
segunda-feira, 22 de agosto de 2016
Boiler Room
Waiting
- Only three more minutes till the ball drop, baby.
- Come on!
- Come on!
- Oh, hi there.
- You're not 1.____________ yet, are you?
- Not quite.
- Oh, 2.____________ .
- Why? Why? Why? Why?
- Okay, so I'll go ahead and put your 3.____________ in, and maybe when I come back we'll catch up a bit.
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Cool.
- Oops. How 4.____________ of me.
- Oh, man, 5.____________ what I did. I'm all thumbs today.
Office Space
Blue Crush
-Housekeeping.
-Oh, shit! Ohh!
-Aw, that reeks. What is that?
-What is that smell? I'm not... I'm not doing this.
- What is that 1._________?
- Freakin' nasty, that's what it is.
- It reeks in this room.
- This royally sucks.
- Oh, my God.
- All right. Let's just get 2.____________.
Oh, sick.!
-What? Ohh.!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That...
- I'm not cleaning that up.
- We have to do it.
- I'm not cleaning it.
- We got to get it 3.__________. That's just the way it is.
- It's so sick.
No-neck pigs. Ohh!
Help me make the bed, Lena.
-Football players are so nasty.
I mean... I don't even know where to start.
They think they can do anything.
This is ridiculous.
-Oh, sick!
- What?
- Get it off, Anne Marie!
-It's stuck! It's not coming off!
- What is it?
- It's a condom.
- Grab it! It's stuck!
- No, don't touch it.!
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off.
- Anne Marie, get it off!
- Put some gloves on.
- Oh, get it off!
- Just relax. I think.. I can't get it if you're friggin' tossing around.
Nasty. Oh, my God!
Ohh.!
Oh, sick!
Ohh.!
You know what? That's it.
Ooh, wedding and honeymoon in the same place?
Let's go snorkeling. I am not snorkeling with this hair. Give me a break.
Those masks leave the worst marks on your face.
There's, like, a hundred people spit in them.
Anybody in room 215?
2 15, ladies in 215
Gentlemen, 2 15?
Gentlemen, 2 15?
Anybody in room 215?
No? Anybody in room 215 out in the 4.________?
What?
Suite 215? Is it yours?
Oh.
Ohh! God!
Jump!
I swear to God that's a condom.
I'm in 2 15. I think I won something.
I'm in 215. What'd I win?
Hi. I'm Anne Marie.
I'm the housekeeper of your room.
Leslie. O-line! O-line!
Do you have a sec, Leslie? Sure.
Take all the time you want, sugar-wooger.
Step one.
Step two.
And step three. You 5.___________it?
Thanks for your time, guys.
- No problem.
- You got schooled by the maid.
I'm on vacation. You don't have...
-You still got schooled.
You don't have to clean your room when you're on vacation.
-You got schooled. But you don't clean your room when you on vacation!
-Am I on vacation?
sexta-feira, 19 de agosto de 2016
Adele - Send my love
quinta-feira, 4 de agosto de 2016
Empire State of Mind - Alicia Keys
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