Rental Car Return by Louis C. K.

I rented a car a couple weeks ago, in Los Angeles

I had the car for a few days and then when I went home I had to drop the car at the rental place.

You gotta go to the rental place that's off the airport, give them the car, give them your thing with the mileage.

You gotta get on a bus and then go to your terminal and check in.

I was late and I was worried about missing my flight.

So I knew I had no time to do any of that. So I just. I never did this before, I just drove my car right to the terminal and just left it there.

Then I got on the plane. Once I got on the plane and had a moment I called Hertz and I said, Hey, listen, your car is sitting out in front of terminal four and the keys are in it.

So, that's where it is." And the guy's like, "You can't do that."

"You have to return it to the location and then get"

Well, I didn't do that already, and now I'm leaving California.

So if you want your car you need to go to that place where it is.

And he was like, "Awww, Jesus man."

"Well, alright. We'll get it."

And he. That was the end of it.

And I realized I could do this every time, every time I rented a car.

Because of course they want you to do all that shit.

But if you don't they still want the car back.

They're going to send a dude. You could drive a car until you don't want it.

Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away.

No, I don't feel like beingin that car any longer. Just call Hertz.

Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. 

Liar Liar - Car Troubles (1997)

- What's your problem, schmuck? 
- l'm an inconsiderate prick! 
- Oh, shit ! - Shit!
- You know why l 1.____________ you over? 
- Depends on how long you were following me! 
- Why don't we take it from the top? 
- Here goes. 
- l sped, l followed too closely, l ran a 2.____________ sign, l almost hit a Chevy, l sped some more, l failed to yield, l changed lanes without signaling while speeding! 
- ls that all? 
- No. 
- l have unpaid 3.____________ tickets.
- Be gentle. 
- Audrey ! Wait!
- Wait, Audrey. Ooh ! Hold on. Wait! 
- Wait. l just had an insight into myself. l'm crazy. 
- You call and say, "Wait, l'll be right over," and here's the crazy part l actually wait. 
- l can explain this. 
- l have missed a department meeting. 
- Did you come in a 4.____________? 
- Yes ! - Where's your car? 
- Thank you ! l can't tell you how much this means to me.
- l can. $ . . 
- How do you sleep at night? 
- l'm takin' this.
- You 5.____________ my car! 
- Where? 
- Right there!
- Oh, there. That was already there. 
- Why, you ! - You liar ! 
-You know what l'm gonna do about this? 
-What? 
- Nothing ! Because if l take you to court, it'll drain eight hours out of my life, and you won't show up, and if l got the judgement, you'd just stiff me anyway ! 
- And then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
- You been here before, haven't ya?

Minions - Despicable Me 3

Oh, Walter, look! These 1._______________ little freaks are headed to Orlando, too!
You are going to Villain-Con, aren’t you?
I am going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine!
Scarlet Overkill!
If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.
Welcome to Villain-Con, a biggest gathering of beraldals anywhere!
Any evil 2._______________?
Not bad.
What about you? Any evil talent?
That’s not evil or a talent.
Ladies and gentlemen, a super villain of all are waiting for, Scarlet Overkill!
Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?
Work for me, then all your dreams come true.
Respect 3._______________!
Banana!
Wow! These cats are pumped!
Maybe I’ll settle them down with a bedtime 4._________________!
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs...
The pigs encountered a big bad wolf who hired the three pigs to come work for her.
One day, the pigs did something very 5._______________, so the wolf huffed and puffed and she blew them off the face of the earth!
The end.

Vocabulary:
headed to - indo para / dirigindo-se para
berandals - pessoas muito violentas
bedtime - hora de dormir
big bad wolf - lobo mal

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

É assim que eles fazem: bem me quer, mal me quer...

Irregular Verbs Song

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I hope you've  "learn - learnt - learnt"
Teacher Vinicius Paes

McQueen Lost his tire - Cars

This is it Darrell, one lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge 1.____________.

Darrell: All he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!

McQueen: Checkered flag, here I come!

Darrell: Oh, no! McQueen has blown a 2.____________!

Bob: And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?

McQueen's crew: You fool!

The King's Coach: McQueen's blown a tire!, McQueen's blown a tire! Go,go,go!

Darrell: He lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up 3.____________!

Bob: They're entering turn three!

McQueen: Come on.

Darrell: I don't belive what I'm watching, Bob!

Darrell: Lightning McQueen is 4.____________ feet from his Piston Cup!

Bob: The King and Chick rounding turn four.

Darrell: Down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's...

Bob: It's too close to call! Too close to call!

Darrell: I don't 5.____________ it! 

Mia & Tia: Lightning!

Bob: The most spectacular, amazing unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Car Rental Scene

Duke: We had 1.____________ again with the car rental agency. 

Agente: Mr. Duke, we're all settled. If I could get your John Hancock, you're on your 2.____________. 

Duke: Yeah. 

Agent: Listen, buddy, you're gonna be real careful with this car, right?

Duke: Oh, yeah, man. Of course. 

Agent: Holy smokes! You just backed over a foot concrete abutment, you didn't even slow 3.____________. What, were you going about, uh, oh, I don't know, miles an hour backwards? 

Duke: There's no harm done. 

Agent: Oh? 

Duke: I always test the 4.____________ that way, the rear end for stress factors. Boy, this is really a nice pen, man. 

 Agent: Hey, uh, listen, you fellas haven't been, uh, 5.____________, have you? 

Duke: No. Not me. We are responsible people. 

Agent: Damn it, you've got my pen! Goddamn hippies!

Safety Video

Anhembi Parque Congress and Exhibition Center

Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg: Is that a 1.__________? Gage: In the sixteenth email you raised concerns about the site's functionality. Were you leading them on for six week? Mark Zuckerberg: No. Gage: Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before? Mark Zuckerberg: It's raining. Gage: I'm sorry? Mark Zuckerberg: It just started raining. Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full 2.__________? Mark Zuckerberg: No. Gage: Do you think I deserve it? Mark Zuckerberg: What? Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention? Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition and I don't want to purge myself. So I have a legal 3.__________ to say no. Gage: Okay, no. You don't think I deserve your attention. Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall they have a right to give it a try. But there's no 4.___________ that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my 5. ________________ and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

Days Of Thunder - Car Rental Scene

Cole: You got me here. Now what? 

Rowdy: Here's how I see this 1._______________ Since you agree I ain't gonna let you drive this car to dinner. And I agree you ain't gonna let me 2._______________ this car to dinner, there's only one way to settle this. 

Cole: What are you talking about?

Cole: Absolutely. 

Rowdy: Let me tell you something, Tim. If you can't 3._______________ your race drivers and bitterness. You might 4._________________ sticking to something you can control... like used cars in downtown charllote.

Rowdy: Too close to call here. 
Big John: Too late. 
Cole: We, uh, had a 5._________________ trouble. 
Big John: What kind of car trouble? 

Cole: Uh... Yes, Rowdy, I believe it was.

Top 10 Restaurants In The World

Aqui estão as 10 melhores vistas de restaurantes ao redor do mundo em nosso opinião. Check it out!


Asiate – New York, USA

Ristorante Grotta Palazzese – Puglia, Italy

Ithaa Undersea Restaurant – Rangali Island, Maldives

El Farallón – Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Le Jules Verne - Paris, France

 Le Panoramic – Chamonix, France

Le Grand Canyon du Verdon – Aiguines, France 

The Grotto - Krabi, Thailand

360: The Restaurant at the CN Tower - Toronto, Canada 

Pierchic – Dubai, UAE

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Enjoy your view... I mean... your meal! haha
Teacher Vinicius Paes

Communication System

- The 1.__________ is all yours now. And keep an eye on that number three engine gauge, over there. It's running a little hot. - Striker, before we start, I'd like to say something. I know that right now things must look pretty rough up there, but if you do what I tell you, when I tell you to do it, there's no reason why you shouldn't have complete 2.__________ in your chances to come out of this thing alive and in one piece. Striker, what kind of weather you in up there? - 3.__________.  - And a little ice. - And a little ice. - How's it handling? - It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.  - Sluggish, like a wet sponge. - All right, Striker. You're doing just fine. - It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts. - It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts. - Can I get you something? - It's your mofo butter laying me to the bone, jacking me up. Tightening me. - I'm sorry. I don't understand. - Cutty say he can't hang.  - Oh, 4.__________? I speak jive. - Oh, good. - He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him. - All right. Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some 5.__________. - Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the medi side. - What it is, big mama? - My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug her rap. - Cut me some slack, Jack. - Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.  - Say he can't hang, say seven-up. - Jive-ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow.
Vocabulay One piece = inteiro Damn good = Muito bom Weather = Clima / Tempo

Pronunciation X Accent

Uma grande preocupação que sempre percebemos nas pessoas que moram no Brasil e estão aprendendo a falar inglês é a questão do sotaque. Eu não sei dizer quantas vezes já ouvi comentários do tipo "A... eu sei falar mas não é igual americano" ou então " Teacher como eu faço para falar o inglês mesmo? Sabe aquele assim enrolando a língua?".

Primeiramente vamos comentar sobre o tal "inglês mesmo". Quando as pessoas dizem isso, primeiro me da uma pequena confusão na cabeça quando tento identificar de onde a pessoa tirou isso, mas depois de pensar um pouco acabo entendendo que a maioria quer dizer "sotaque americano". Bem, respondendo a pergunta de como falar com sotaque americano eu já digo que não acredito que qualquer pessoa que more em outro país consiga ter um sotaque idêntico a um nativo americano. Sem contar que dentro dos Estados Unidos há vários sotaques diferentes, como no Brasil que temos o sotaque de São Paulo e do Rio de Janeiro.

Então, o que eu tenho a dizer é: NÃO SE PREOCUPEM COM SOTAQUE! Se preocupem com a PRONÚNCIA correta das palavras.

Como exemplo, vejam esse vídeo hilário desse youtuber imitando 35 sotaques diferentes.

Espero que tenha ficado claro. Qualquer dúvida, deixem um comentário.

See you!!

Teacher Vinicius Paes

Welcome Back to School - 2015!!!

New Year's Resolutions - Decisões de Ano Novo

Algumas decisões precisam ser atualizadas, modificadas, adaptadas ou mesmo excluídas com o passar do tempo. O mais importante é não desistir e traçar metas para o próximo ano. 

Comprovado: As metas colocadas no papel tem mais chances de serem realizadas.

Dicas: 
1. Coloque suas metas no papel.
2. Não escolha metas impossíveis, mas vá modificando ou dificultando a medida que forem sendo atingidas. 
3. Estabeleça uma data limite para cada uma delas.
4. Observe periodicamente em que estágio de realização elas se encontram.
5. Estabeleça um plano de ação para cada uma delas: como, quando, por quê e quem (se você depender de alguém). 

GOOD LUCK!!!

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10 TOP RESOLUTIONS

1 - Lose weight (perder peso)
2 - Stop smoking (parar de fumar)
3 - Fnd a new job (encontrar um novo emprego)
4 - Eat healthy food (comer comida saudável)
5 - Save money (economizar dinheiro)
6 - Pay off debts (saldar as dívidas)
7 - Take a trip (fazer uma viagem)
8 - Find a true love (encontrar um amor verdadeiro)
9 - Go back to school (voltar para a escola)
10 - Help others (ajudar outros)

HAPPY 2015 AND THAT ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!!

Teacher Roberta Gomez

We wish you a Merry Christmas!!!

Jé pensou em trabalhar na Disney nas férias?

O primeiro passo é o estudante se cadastrar no site http://www.stb.com.br/intercambio-trabalho/trabalho-nas-ferias/22/cultural-exchange-program e a partir de Fevereiro/Março acompanhar diariamente em nosso site a divulgação das datas da Palestra onde serão dadas todas as informações e agendadas as primeiras entrevistas com o Staff do STB.

Pré-Requisitos
- Ter no mínimo 18 anos de idade até a data de início do processo seletivo;
- Ter inglês fluente;
- Ser estudante universitário regularmente matriculado em curso presencial reconhecido pelo MEC, com duração mínima de quatro anos e calendário acadêmico regular;
- Estar cursando entre o segundo e o último período acadêmico;
- Ter disponibilidade para iniciar e completar o programa a partir de meados de novembro até o começo de março do ano seguinte;
- Possuir condições financeiras para custear bilhete aéreo de ida e volta, seguro médico internacional, as primeiras duas semanas de acomodação e despesas de visto;
- Estar apto a morar com participantes de diferentes países e culturas;
- Ser extrovertido, alegre e flexível.

E-mail de contato é stbwork@stb.com.br

Something I need - One Republic

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I wanna die with yoooooou!!! haha

See you guys!

Teacher Vinicius Paes

Price tag - Jessie J

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Money can't buy us happiness, communication can!

See you around!

Teacher Vinicius Paes