No Reservations

-Waitress: The guy from 1._____ seven said if he wanted it cremated, he wouldn’t have asked for it rare.

-Chef: That is 2.____.

-Woman: Apparently not rare enough.

-Chef: Any rarer and it would walk out of here in Hailo Cab.

-Woman: Look, these are Ad agency people. They spend a lot of money here. No tantrums tonight, just fire another one.

-Chef: Fire one rare 3.____ on the fly.

-Assistant: Rare steak on the fly.

-Chef: Where’s the 4.____ from six? How is the quail?

-Assistant: Great, 5.____.

-Chef: Pick up! Terrine, carpaccio!